Vampires don’t like sunlight but moonlight is actually also sunlight
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is where the story begins.
My name is Sophie. 22. College Graduate. BADASS. Kool stuff on dis Tumblr.
So I matched with this boy at the end of last May and we messaged on and off all summer. He lived about an hour away, but we were going to colleges...
my favorite line of all time


I’M SCREAMING

me

I met my boyfriend of over a year on Tinder, and I love him to death, but you know how Tinder shows the other person’s name at the top of the chat?...
I’ve only ever had one Tinder date in my life.
I got a Tinder after a pretty gross breakup (but that is not the fun part of this story.) After about...
Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all...

Blowing a dandelion is basically you helping a weed ejaculate.
I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.
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If dreaming is your brain acting everything out, then if you ever dreamt of having sex with someone, your brain acted as the other person as well meaning you literally mind fucked yourself.
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Man this essay is taking forever (Source: http://ift.tt/1t2Px6u)
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